To play with us….
To play with us, it’s pretty simple, but you’d be surprised at how many ppl have no common sense.
For us to be interested, you must be:
—polite. I can’t stand rude people!
—don’t be crude. A quick “Nice ass, baby!” isn’t going to impress us.
—safe. Condoms are a MUST when playing with us.
—willing to play with us both. We are an all-or-nothing package.
—be local. We’re flattered that you want to play, we are. But if you’re three states away, that doesn’t help either of us.
—not be stupid or lazy. Don’t use textspeak. If you say “U R fine!” you’ll get nowhere with us.
—be understanding. We have a family and a business too. We can’t always play at the drop of a hat. We need notice and planning usually.
—be discreet. As we said, we have lives outside of swinging. We expect you do too. Let’s trust one another to be cool, okay?
Don’t be afraid to contact us. We’re cool people, easy going, not rude or mean. We just ask that you be the same, that’s all.